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Insomniac's Almanac

by The Campbell Apartment

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1.
Haven't you heard? Long distance relationship is a four letter word Pick up the phone, hang up, different time zone, wanna give up Bummed about the thunder cloud Silence can be very loud What you doin? I'm just writing it down down down Bein alone can be all right Then there are times, especially at night I used to love the telephone but now I hate it The benefits of email exaggerated I gotta have contact, pretty eye contact, so I say Haven't you heard? Long distance relationship is a four letter word
2.
dna 02:26
dna There's nothing like having something to say I'm spending Friday nights with dna And what's in this world not to celebrate We both can't sleep we like to stay up late But I've got something I'll just say to you I'll visit you at work so you know it's true There's nothing in this world like makin a play When it feels so right in every way dna dna So who's the double helix who loves her Pabst? Who's the dancy leg who loves her cats? The prettiest polymer in all PA I'm spending Friday nights with dna dna I'd do anything to be your everything And even if its nothing it's already something great I don't wanna wait for something to say I wanna spend the night with dna And I don't know what else to do You're in my blood every day dna dna
3.
It's getting hot, the middle of the summer And I'm in love with the sun I've got the AC on And all that's happening outside Is tracking mud on the inside Stroll the sandy beaches (hot nights) Meet me in the canyon (summer time) Floating on a river of sound Floating on a river of sound The River Of Sound Gotta leave the office, it's the middle of a Sunday How did I even get in? What is this state I'm in? I can't remember a thing I can't remember anything Stroll the sandy beaches (hot nights) Meet me in the water (sometimes) Floating on a river of sound Floating on a river of sound The River Of Sound
4.
St. Louis 02:30
I've known you for two hours And you have special powers That only girls from St. Louis ever possess I wanted to make it last, 'cause some things happen so fast We met at Vintage Vinyl 'cause things are never final And we may meet again, I think you know what that means I wanted to cover your background scenes And strike down the set of your broken dreams Let's ride a convertible past Carl's Drive-in I know it hurts, so let's find the words Another night at Cicero's I like to go 'cause Scout goes We give props to the young bands that are making the scene You're on the set list, if you know what I mean Your satellite downtown 10 miles between I feel like I know you, though I've never been You're wild at heart so let me play my part For just two hours And you have special powers That only girls from St. Louis ever possess
5.
Wife 04:20
I'm in love with Josh Waller Weinberg's wife, not on my life, what am I like? The way she hits your arm to emphasize a point The way we struck a chord the night we shared the joint I'm in love with Josh Waller Weinberg's wife I'm in love, there was just the two of us that night And it felt all right, though it's not right The thing about her guy, there's nothing bad to say And the moment that we had she must have them every day I'm in love with Josh Waller Weinberg's wife I'm trying to forget her but I'm lonely all the time I know she loves him better Please be mine He recently has hinted that I don't know right from wrong But you don't know the half of it, that's why I wrote this song I'm in love with Josh Waller Weinberg's wife, I know I'm right, seldom in my life Because their love is solid I will never get a chance This melody is all I have to get inside her heart I'm in love with Josh Waller Weinberg's wife, with Josh Waller Weinberg's wife Josh Waller Weinberg's wife
6.
Hugs and kisses Swings and misses Pabst Blue Ribbon Miles of sirloin Wet eyelashes Milk moustaches Smiles forever Four leaf clover Ray of sunshine Red and white wine Clifton riddance Philly fitness Smokes and kittens Furry mittens Five foot zero You're my hero
7.
Learn me some karate and we'll chop the day in half Learn me up some whiskey and I've always got your back Cause you're always showin, how to keep it real and You have really reeled me in again So bye bye shepherd's pie, I'm goin Atkins on your ass and I ain't ever sayin why That's the way I'm rollin, on a Sunday morning, and the dust keeps flyin And I feel like dyin Where did all the money go that fluttered down from another town Is it time to leave the ground and find my way to another sound? It's you I knew all the time, it's you I despised and loved all the time So screw it I knew it I lost it and blew it on down So screw it I knew it I lost it and blew it on down I'm reading How To Be Alone by that guy that wrote The Corrections book And even as it's sinking in I'm hopin you take another look At this broken but perfect love, the best and the worst things about being in love If I could put time in a bottle I'd drink til the end And if I could put time in a bottle, you were my best friend Learn me some karate and we'll chop the day in half Learn me up some whiskey and I've always got your back
8.
I'm addicted to myspace, I'm addicted to her face I'm addicted to the human race but it's virtual and I'm searchable And it's been ringin in my ears, on the air every day I tried to physically find you but I lost my world wide way I was free for a moment, I thought I'd found my way home But in the cold light of day break we were even more alone I'm addicted to myspace, I'm addicted to her face I'm addicted to the world wide waste, I'm a dick It even kept me from sleeping, the sun will rise every day I'm addicted to myspace but less so since you went away We're all addicted to the web, like fireflies caught in a spider's web But I testify that I can't live a virtual life, so I've resigned to shut it down I'm addicted to myspace, I'm a friend of a friend I can't believe it but it really happened and then it had to end Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired If you feel sick and tired Of being sick and tired Of feeling uninspired today I'm a garage, I'm only a mirage So join me and we'll fly away I know it's dark, but we create a spark Illuminating treacherous terrain So if you're feeling tired of being sick and tired I'm planning to get higher right away I'm hoping we decide to go away And never sick and tired of being sick and tired I'm going to the bed you made today
9.
Way down the road, I won't recall, a specific Sunday But now I know, Sunday blows, Sunday blues The same TV shows and Sunday night chores, don't stay up past midnight Because Sunday blows, everyone knows, about the Sunday night blues The alarm by the bed, the book goes unread The homework undone, the night ate the sun And everyone knows that Sunday blows, I got the Sunday night blues Everyone knows that Sunday blows, Sunday blues Everyone knows, Sunday blows, Sunday blues
10.
Afterthought 03:09
What I don't understand is why you always leave when I want you around I got a feeling I finally lost you, we talked for months without making a sound And you, too good to be true, I knew, I knew It's running through in my mind, took a long time to find, but I'm already resigned Expiration dates keep us fresh and awake But I remember the late late nights with you, I knew I knew What I don't understand is why I didn't go when I still had a choice I always knew that it's improbable to sing songs in another man's voice It's running round in my mind, can't leave it behind, I'm taking you as a sign I meant every word, you can rest assured I'm in your corner for a long long time What I don't understand is why we used to sigh when no one was around I got a feeling a finally lost you, we walked for miles without leaving the ground I knew, too good to be true, me and you, I knew, I knew
11.
Stuck 02:45
I've always seen you as a pussycat Forever stuck up in a tree It happens every day I'm used to you A long term love hate family Come down to earth and play the right way I'm freakin out cause I can't talk to you Sometimes it seems like we are throwing it away You bungle everything I do And I've got nothing to say Cause if I do I'm gonna blow out I don't think there's a better way, I'm stuck with you Can't even buy the way things should be It might work out in spite of you Don't think you'll ever get to know me You make my little black heart blue It always makes me nuts Your voice on the phone makes me tense A feeling in my guts I'm stuck with you, I'm stuck with you, I'm stuck
12.
If you feel sick and tired Of being sick and tired Of feeling uninspired today I'm a garage, I'm only a mirage So join me and we'll fly away I know it's dark, but we create a spark Illuminating treacherous terrain So if you're feeling tired of being sick and tired I'm planning to get higher right away I'm hoping we decide to go away And never sick and tired of being sick and tired I'm going to the bed you made today
13.
One two three, can it be, that the lights went out in me And the only thing that I can think is sleep What the hell was so important that you had to wake me up at 4am Well now I'm up so I guess I'll stay up, maybe order Chinese breakfast And commute again Lack of sleep is surreal, it's a mellow frequency I feel And my eyes are itchy, my throat is hollow, my hands are rubber, pillow lover Make no mistake about it, I'm awake, it's you who's dreaming that you rang me up I'll be a friend to you, I dreamt of you, I'm feverish & friendly Cause I made it up And there's a photograph I painted of you, I hung it on the wall, so white it glows I was a poster boy for passing out but now it's a new day dawning And I had to go One two three, can it be, that the lights went out in me

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Insomniac's Almanac is in part a diary of obsessive love and part fancifully imaginative impressionist pop-culture worship. Ari weaves a loose collection of songs which chronicle the hope, exhilaration, frustration and despair of relationships while wrapping it all in an upbeat package ripe with sharp wit and clever lyrical twists. A fun listen whether you are on top of the world or laying in a pool of your own drunken disillusionment.

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released September 2, 2008

All songs Ari Vais
Recorded by Ian Love
Mastered by Jimmy Ether

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The Campbell Apartment San Francisco, California

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Deathless, 25 year old The Campbell Apartment is made up of Ari Vais on guitar and vocals, Kevin Frank on bass and Steve Mathews on drums. The band spent its first decade in NYC, since then SF

"One of my favorite songwriters"
- Chris Collingwood, Fountains Of Wayne

"Reminds me of Ween"
- Badly Drawn Boy

"Very Pavement-y"
- Joe Levy, Rolling Stone
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